Wednesday, January 2, 2008

(-_-!!!) in class

Remember about the entry brain? I attended the lecturer class today. Let me call him Dr.P. P for P*RV*RT. Every situation to him is a perverted situation. Let me tell you about today's class. He was talking about the taxi story again. The story about an English man who shared a taxi with a sad Malay lady. Today he talked about the surrounding environment. The setting of the story. The story was set on a rainy day. Then he began to say, " When it is raining, people gets more intimate." Me and Kim (-_-!!!) Esmo was smiling. Maybe he agree. Then Dr.P started to flirt a female student in the class. The student was sitting alone. He said that if it is raining outside. Maybe the student will want to sit nearer to him. I (-_-!!!).

Then in the story, there was an Indian auntie that came into the taxi. The addition of that auntie into the back seat gave the English man a chance to sit closer to the Malay lady. According to Dr.P, the Indian auntie doesn't exist. The English man made it up because he need an excuse to sit nearer to the Malay lady so he can TOUCHED her (which is NEVER mentioned in the story). Once again I (-_-!!!).

After that he started to say that it is the culture that stopped that English man from TOUCHING the Malay lady. Me and Kim (-_-!!!). He claimed that if the setting is in the West, the English man would have TOUCHED the lady. (-_-!!!) once again. He gave an example of how the English man would approached the lady if it is in the West. He need to flirt the female student in order to give the example. He said to her, " Hey girl do you wanna talk about it ? " Once again, I (-_-!!!). He elaborated that they might have gone to a cafe to talk and MAYBE the English man's apartment. Then he asked us to fantasize what will happen next.

After that he said something that made me (-_-!!!) profusely. " All guys fantasize!!! There's nothing wrong with fantasizing. " He asked a student whether does he fantasize. The student.....Then he say " Girls fantasize about men too!!!" Me and Kim (-_-!!!) completely and we go speechless. Esmo still smiling.

He kept talking about the sex video. The one involving someone important in the country. You know i know lah.

(-_-!!!) la.......

11 comments:

Shu said...

DAM SWT MAN!!! Ur lecturer sipek lame.

Joyce said...

omg? O.o!! did that lecturer came graduate from sex uni?? =.=ll lame... la-a-ame....

CY said...

Minor in Sex Education, I also want! :P

Maybe he's just not getting enough. Is he married? :/

dominiqueban said...

i wonder...he's not wearing a ring :P

CY said...

Ah, should have guessed from the way he flirts with students -_-||

The next time a swt moment happens, call Esmo loudly or give him a nudge. You'll have entertainment for at least a week. Don't say I said that xD

runawaycat said...

Really? What will Esmo do??? Who is Esmo?

Wah your class...very...interesting. I'd go and sit there once just to see how it is. Can never imagine this.

"All guys fantasize! There's nothing wrong with fantasizing!"

Oh he's not the only one talking bout the sex video. Many other guys are talking about it too. One of my lecturers and my boss. They joke about it. I wonder if it's because they already saw the vid.

dominiqueban said...

CY : i don't wanna disturb esmo enjoying the lecture.

CCC : Esmo is our coursemate. Come sit lo. I got 1 fren sitting in the class for fun also. Yes, we fantisize. Do u agree girls fantasize too? Today, even my parents, aunties and uncles were talking about the sex video. (-_-!!!)

runawaycat said...

When's the class? And where?

dominiqueban said...

Wednesday 8-10pm DK P.

runawaycat said...

Wah where's P? DTSP there? Eh today la!

dominiqueban said...

yes it is at DTSP. yes i just attend the class.