The Urge.....

Today i attended Dr.P's class again. Just to refresh some of your memories, i've been talking about him every week after i attend his class. The previous entries entitle brain and (-_-!!!) in class gained caught a lot of your attention. Runawaycat even wanted to go sit in my class.

Today the class started boring. Just when i thought it is going to be boring, he said something that caught my attention. He say being in a state of sana-sini ( That's what i heard but it is not the actual word. I can't remember the actual word. Maybe someone can help me? ) which mean being single for life. He added, " But in Asian, it is like a must to get married. Even the parents which are modern in thinking wanted their children to get married. " The following content of his lecture left me stunned and speechless. He said, " Marry is like a biological need. It is THE URGE TO MERGE ( woah...it rhymes )."

I'm totally stunned and speechless. I do not know whether should i laugh or (-_-!!!). Kim was covering her face. I assumed she was laughing after looking at my reaction. Esmo still smiling.

After that he asked for a 5 min break. During that break, Dr.P was talking to a student and suddenly he got so excited that he hit the table and started laughing. I stared at him. Then he talk even louder and became more and more excited. I told Kim that Dr.P is excited. Kim go (-_-!!!) and covered her face. Esmo is sms-ing a girl. Maybe he's using the picked up line he taught me.

Let me share the picked up line with the single guys reading this.

Boy : Do you have a raisin? ( If i'm a girl, i confirm slap that boy )
Girl : No
Boy : How about a date?

It only work on certain girls. Not all girls will get the meaning. I tried it out on Joyce ( of cos with CK around ) but when she heard the first question, her eyes became as big as a tomato and she answered me " No ". Then i asked the following question and we broke into laughter.
Don't used it on girls that know hockkien. Raisins a.k.a putogua ( in hockkien ) had other meanings. (-_-!!!)

WOW

WOW is the word for the day. It is not a word but somehow we used it a lot today. It is being used in various situation today. Here are some of the exciting events with the word WOW.

Event 1
After Electricity and Magnetism class,
Me : WOW~ Prof JO is the coolest lecturer. She's the best.
Esmo : Yea. Really a big loss if she retire early.
SYee : WOW today she so cool la..she say what the hell?!?!
Kim : Yalor suddenly she say what the hell...hahaha

Event 2
After eating yee mee soup, SYee was crossing the road without looking. Me and Esmo saw a motorcycle moving towards SYee.
Me and Esmo : WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!
SYee didn't know what's all the WOW was for. Lucky enough she turned to her left and saw the bike.
KIM : WOW...that's so close!!
SYee : What's all the WOW for??!?! You two should have told me there's a bike.
Esmo : I couldn't think of what to say besides WOWOWOW
SYee : WOWOWOW can mean a lot you know...maybe you saw some leng lui and say WOWOWOWOWOW.
Me : Yalor hor! Why didn't we just pull her back?!?!?

Event 3
We were walking towards our car then we saw a car almost hitting a Toyota Vios.
Me, Esmo and Kim : WOW

Event 4
I was fetching Kim home. I was driving straight then suddenly got 1 car turned out from the road side parking lot.
Me : WOW!!
Kim : Woah today say how many times WOW d?!?!
Me : LOL....

Event 5

Even Zheng Zheng used it in Maple!! LOL

It's a WOW day!~!

(-_-!!!) in class

Remember about the entry brain? I attended the lecturer class today. Let me call him Dr.P. P for P*RV*RT. Every situation to him is a perverted situation. Let me tell you about today's class. He was talking about the taxi story again. The story about an English man who shared a taxi with a sad Malay lady. Today he talked about the surrounding environment. The setting of the story. The story was set on a rainy day. Then he began to say, " When it is raining, people gets more intimate." Me and Kim (-_-!!!) Esmo was smiling. Maybe he agree. Then Dr.P started to flirt a female student in the class. The student was sitting alone. He said that if it is raining outside. Maybe the student will want to sit nearer to him. I (-_-!!!).

Then in the story, there was an Indian auntie that came into the taxi. The addition of that auntie into the back seat gave the English man a chance to sit closer to the Malay lady. According to Dr.P, the Indian auntie doesn't exist. The English man made it up because he need an excuse to sit nearer to the Malay lady so he can TOUCHED her (which is NEVER mentioned in the story). Once again I (-_-!!!).

After that he started to say that it is the culture that stopped that English man from TOUCHING the Malay lady. Me and Kim (-_-!!!). He claimed that if the setting is in the West, the English man would have TOUCHED the lady. (-_-!!!) once again. He gave an example of how the English man would approached the lady if it is in the West. He need to flirt the female student in order to give the example. He said to her, " Hey girl do you wanna talk about it ? " Once again, I (-_-!!!). He elaborated that they might have gone to a cafe to talk and MAYBE the English man's apartment. Then he asked us to fantasize what will happen next.

After that he said something that made me (-_-!!!) profusely. " All guys fantasize!!! There's nothing wrong with fantasizing. " He asked a student whether does he fantasize. The student.....Then he say " Girls fantasize about men too!!!" Me and Kim (-_-!!!) completely and we go speechless. Esmo still smiling.

He kept talking about the sex video. The one involving someone important in the country. You know i know lah.

(-_-!!!) la.......

Brain

Today i went to my first lesson for Style in Contemporary English Literature. It is a fun class but i think the lecturer is a bit pervert. He kept talking about sex and lust. His job is to interpret short stories but i don't know why he kept looking at that point of view. He was telling us about this story. It is about a man who share a cab with a girl. The girl was very sad due to her personal problems and that man wanted to console her. They are strangers to each other. According to my lecturer, the man actually wanted to have sex with the girl. The man had some sexual fantasy when he see that girl. My lecturer asked us not to just accept the story but to look within the story and interpret it. I haven't read the story yet but i think there is another view of it.

My lecturer claimed that the man actually feels that the girl is penetrable. i don't really like the word penetrable. It sounds so violent. Maybe he should use the layman's term fuckable. It might be a little rude but at least the meaning is there. I seriously prefer fuckable than penetrable. I think i need to start reading that book before the next class. At least i can voice out if i don't agree with him.

I think I'm going to like this class. The class is small and the lecturer is open-minded. When the lecturer is open-minded, it allows me space to voice out my opinion. At least there's no need for me to be afraid that i might offend him.

By the way, I'm not ah boonz wanted to act in some adult, sophisticated, art, educational, action movie.