Friday, December 14, 2007

Ten Things Real Man Should Do

I've recently interviewed 4 real man on what are the 10 things every real man should do. I actually planned to interview more but then some of them are too shy to answer me. Here are the answers from 5 courageous man including myself. Please do take note that the following content might not be pleasant for the non-real man.

Myself
  • wear bola sa ( football jersey)
  • wear hak chiu ( sun glasses )
  • use Nokia 6300
  • rather fan sei than mun sei ( lead a problematic life than a boring life )
  • go to gym and don't eat McD after that
  • love the person they love and never change until she changes
  • give their loved ones everything without regret
  • lik tuck hei fong tuck tai ( able to pick up and let go )
  • don't smoke
  • sing songs that reflect the feelings they do not dare to say out
I'm not ah boonz
  • sit table 85
  • tfk
  • f*ck girl
  • watch p0rn
  • play football
  • wear bola sa
  • go Langkawi
  • not scared of angry heng taiz ( brothers )
  • plays DOTA
  • acts like real man
ZenGreenTea
  • sit table 85
  • wear bola sa
  • wear hak chiu
  • play football on Saturday morning
  • go to New World Park after football
  • use high school facilities after leaving there for years
  • use Nokia 6300
  • don't play Maple
  • have sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women
  • list 10 things a real men should do
GayP0rnStar
  • sleep nude because they are proud of their body
  • don't have a birthday cake
  • have tatoo
  • drinks beer like water
  • play DOTA, not Maple
  • go yum cha ( drink tea )
  • never make woman cry
  • smile in troubled times
  • admit their faults
  • idolise GayP0rnStar
Chaos Knight (CK)
  • never make woman cry
  • take care of their loved ones
  • will not kia si at crucial moment ( scared die)
  • stand out and say and do what they think is right
  • don't talk behind people
  • don't talk lame stuff
  • does not regret on what they do
  • regret also when it's wrong and change
  • drink xi mut lai cha ( xi mut milk tea )
  • go New World Park every week
Some answers are seriously radical but these answer are 100% taken from from real man and are not edited.

Once again thanks to wikipedia i'm able to define some terms for you guys.

5 comments:

NCH said...

haha good stuff. lots of similiarity

Shu said...

Real man? Pls get a mirror la.

Sorry I'm not a man but here is a non-exclusive list of characteristics I think a real man should have.

- Have a purpose in life and work towards it
- Responsible
- Keep to words/promises
- Liberal
- Respect (parents, other's opinion)
- Able to express your own opinion
- Confidence
- Make a good impression
- Be humble
- Real men are all gentlemen

NCH said...

hmm some rough idea from a woman. but i still put importance on listing 10 thins a real men should do while sitting on table 85 in new world park wearing bola sa and hak chiu with a nokia 6300 in hand after playing football on a saturday morning rather than maple on a field that belongs to our high school which we left many years thinking in mind that will have sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. :D

dominiqueban said...

shu >> this is just a rough idea and i don't think they took my question seriously. maybe i should ask them to answer me seriously next time

ZGT >> it seems to me that you put more concentration in how to look like an ideal real man rather than what a real man should do :P

runawaycat said...

Ah boonz answer is the most truthful? Haha! Hmm table 85 in New World park huh? Next time I go there sit don't let you guys sit.