Monday, January 26, 2009

GONG XI FA CAI!!!

GONG XI FA CAI!!!!

To all my readers and may you guys enjoy a lovely year ahead. Those with money, do save a bit. Those with happiness may you carry on till the rest of your life. Those who found a partner, do get married and get a baby cow so that I can be the god father. Haha. Those who are still searching for a partner (example me even though i already found one...oops...) please work harder to get one. Those who are still studying, do study harder for a better future ahead. Those who wanna be boss, do work towards your dream with lots of aspiration and not inspiration.

Just came back to Penang 2 weeks ago and my life was in a hectic. So busy outside with friends that I don't even have time to sit down and have a proper meal with my family. But... the reunion dinner with my family was a good one.

On Saturday morning, I reached Penang at 9am and I was at the school field playing soccer at 930am. This rox. Haha. Not those particularly great game for me but I think most of us were enjoying the game to the max because Saturday Footie Gang is no longer having any soccer game every Saturday but only on selected Saturday which happen 3-4 times a year. Haha...

On Saturday night, we had a crazy party at XW's house.. Yan drink till wanna vomit because he was so damn filled with beer. Zac who refused to drink initially had to drink too. Everyone had lots of fun la.. A lot of laughter and joy. A lot of "Fuck You" and "You Fuck" also... Haha...

On Sunday, I had another crazy gathering at McD sunrise. Wow. Speaking bout that, I still haven't create the fan club for Kevin Ng. He rox. He actually believed that CK is married and he called CK to congratulate him. He even believed that CK had a baby girl. Oh damn...I almost throw the table at him. Here's the dialogue for you to enjoy...

Me : Eh Junn, kia later let's go CK's house see baby.
Junn : Hmm..wad time? can also actually...
Azli : Let's go la..
Ah Wong : When? When?
Suddenly Kevin asked....
Kevin : How's CK?
Ah Wong : He got married...
Kevin : WTF!!! How can this happen?
Ah Wong : It's real. I had the photos in my friendster. He was wearing tuxedo and we were at the dinner. Right Ban?
Me : Yea la..we had individuals photo of him too. I think mine is in facebook. You can go and see...
Junn and Azli show me faces that they wanna pengsan d.
Kevin : But he's not ready for it!!!
Me : How you know he's not ready?
Kevin : He's only 24 and his look......
Me : Huh?!?!
Ah Wong : Eh...he got a baby girl d la...
Kevin : WTF WTF!!! How can he do that?
Me : Why cannot?
Kevin : He cannot do...
Kennerd : What cannot do? Got result already...
Kevin : NO!!! He's not ready for it...
Everyone: Why?
Kevin : I just don't know how to explain but I don't think he is ready for it. Give me his number. I wanna call him.
Ah Wong : He sleeping la...you know baby cry every night la...
Me : Yea la..now only 10am and it's holiday. Let him sleep la...
Kevin : Give me his number!!!
Kennerd gave him CK's number...
Kevin called CK....

"toot toot toot toot......" (I guessed the following conversation)
CK : Hello...zzzz.....
Kevin : Do you know who am I?
CK : No........
Kevin : I'm Kevin Ng.
CK : ........
Kevin : I heard you got married.....
CK : .......
Kevin : Congratulations!
CK : .......
Kevin : I heard you got a baby...
CK : grrr..........
Kevin : It's a girl right?
CK : .........
Kevin : Okla....see you...take care....
CK : bye

Me : Told you he is sleeping.
Kevin : How can he? He's not ready...
Junn : He wasn't at the hospital when the baby was delivered
Kevin : That's exactly what I meant. How can he like dat?
Junn, Azli and Me almost pengsan d...

The talk goes bla bla bla..and Kevin still insist CK is not ready for it. You guys should be there to witness his expression and "kektung" ness

There were lot's of funny and incredible things...penis enlargement became penis vagina...is there such thing call the ground steward? Damn...Kevin is hell lots of blurness. But he actually brought us a lot of laughter and increased our blood pressure. Haha....

Ok..got to go...once again,

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!
KEONG HEE HUAT ZHAI!!!
GONG XI FA CAI!!!
KUNG HEI FATT CHOY!!!

8 comments:

Joyce said...

wtf? since when did i deliver a baby gal? omg i got a moo moo cow gal? wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
ban don be jealous =p

Anonymous said...

ROFL ROFL...LAUGH TILL STOMACH PAIN LIAO. KOR KOR AND JIE JIE GOT MARRIED and got a baby girl!!! LOL. Somemore tt ah kor never deny at all. ZZZ

dominiqueban said...

joyce > wrong le ni...that baby girl is 2 months old d...so is a rat not moo moo f3...nth to be jealous about..
wtf leh...me really bth liao dat day...if i can lift the table, i sure throw at mr kevin...hahahahahha....

ah rol > yea that fella super blur de...me also laugh till stomach pain when i talk to him...ppl all laughing also he dunno is fake de wor...si pek geng hor....

Anonymous said...

joyce...who said the gal was you?

There's another one ma...


kevin ng....is aihhh....duno wat to say...

Gong xi fa cai~!

dominiqueban said...

ano kor > cannot say out de la..f3...no nit say bout kevin...hahahaha...he rox!!!

Anonymous said...

ban ban kor, u noe d ma, ah kor is always toot toot 1. LOL

Anonymous said...

Eh? from the looks of things, seemed that i cause the whole commotion....

and my god, u still remember everyword of the conversation after all that happen...

~Xavy

dominiqueban said...

of cos..now only u know i got super memory power on words other says?

eh ah wong...maybe u should choose the name option below to avoid confusion between u and ktk..hahaha...