For those who knows JayChuah, you must be very curious and anxious just by looking at the title of this entry. For those who don't know JayChuah, after reading this entry, you will definitely want to know him.
Here's we go~
It was a very peaceful and boring 1st day of Chinese New Year. That afternoon was burning hot. The weather was furnace-like. I couldn't get out of my house; fearing that my hair would catch fire. Later that evening, ZK and CK called me asking for plans at night. So I decided to go CK's house for angpow!!!ZK came along.
At CK's house, JayChuah sms-ed ZK telling him that he's going for a movie. 5 mins later, JayChuah sms again. He went to the wrong cinema. The movie was supposed to be at Gurney. He went to Queen's bay. LOL.
So we asked him out for a drink. We went to Starbucks at New World Park. Initially wanted to meet TK there but TK was with his other friends at Old Town. You guys remember TK? TK likes Chicken.
We sat down and chatted for a while. Suddenly, JayChuah asked me to join some multi level marketing thingy that sells SANITARY PAD!!!!
Here's the conversation,
Jay : Eh Ban, go sell sanitary pad la. There's this multi level marketing selling sanitary pad wan.
Me: Lu ki siao.
Jay : Serious wan la.
Me: Ok..OK...
Jay: NO...you know that day i went to hear this multi level marketing guy promoting his sanitary pad. He poured one whole cup of water on to the sanitary pad and not a single drop of water can be squeeze out from the pad.
Me, Ck and Zk : WOAH!!
Jay : Really wan!!Summore he tear open the sanitary pad and show me the structure inside. Inside got some kind of drying gel. It is called..mono chro...
Zk : Chlorophyl
Jay : Gong Xi Fa Cai you la.
Zk : LOL.
Jay : Summore that gel if u hold it than your fingers will get longer.
Me, Ck and Zk : HUH!!!
Jay : Really la..I didn't believe also. I go and hold it than my fingers really got longer. I not only measured it once but a few times.
Zk : Si bo?
Jay : Si la!!That guy summore say if we shake our hand, our hand will get longer too.
Jay starts to shake his hand.
ZK ROFL. CK LMAO. ME ROFLMAO.
Jay put both his hand together and compared the length.
Jay : SEE SEE!!REALLY LONGER WAN!!!
ZK still ROFL. CK still LMAO. ME still ROFLMAO.
ZK : Ok...let me try.
Zk shook his hand too..
Jay : No...not like that..you must put your hand straight and shake. Then only the positive ions can flow to the fingers.
Zk : Oooo...okok...
CK still LMAO. ME still ROFLMAO.
After a while, Zk compared his palms.
Zk : Nah still the same nia.
Jay : I think that guy got say not everyone can.
Me, ZK and CK (=_=!!!).
End of story, it is the best 1st day of Chinese New Year anyone would asked for. We seriously laughed like gila.
So you guys think u can make your fingers longer?
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8 comments:
I wonder whether he's managed to sell any?
i wonder also O.o
Hah he oso in this multi level marketing thingy? Now they use new name d, forgot what it's called. No longer called the pyramid thing and people actually believe it's different. No offence la ha jaychuah.
Zk's finger sure cannot grow longer la. He didn't touch the gel also.
nola...jaychuah said shake hand also can grow longer 1...so zk ma shake lo..bo grow also...
tat joke laugh until i bth... he summmore looked so serious.... =.=""" leh piang swt la u mr chuah though it's funny and memorable.
LOL...mr chuah is less den a meter away from you every nite!!!
DAMN IT...WHY I DIDNT REALLISE GOT THIS POST WAN!..OI I DUN SELL SANITARY PAD LA BY THE WAY...no mah just share the weird stuff which i encountered from the MLM guy...just wondering if the substance can make my finger longer.wonder wats effect does it have on the women's.............. will it cause unecessary 'expansion'? hohohoh.
Hahahha!! I don't remember reading this but i got comment! 4 years ago!!
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