Teh Peng Frenzy with JayChuah

Sorry bro....i have to blog about today. My days had been stagnant boring, mundane for a long time. Thanks to you, I can have something to laugh about for the next few months. It wouldn't be a bad idea to have an outing like this once a month. Just for a good laugh. Haha...

Anyway, here goes the Teh Peng Frenzy with JayChuah...

About 4 hours ago, i was driving to ss2 for dinner with all my bros. At that time, i was still in an after work mood. I don't talked a lot after work. Just too tired to think of anything to say. When i reach Wai Sek Kai at ss2, i saw my bros all there. The only one still m.i.a was Zac. I sat down and we had some casual talk. Not long after that, Zac appears and soon the epic begins.

XW : Eh eat wad?
Me: Char Koay Teow la of cos
Zac: Sui la..on on..
Ck: Aiya Ban order big one i share with you.
XW: Big one only Ban can finish.

I went to order 3 plates of CKT.

Char Koay Teow auntie came with one plate of CKT. That was JayChuah's CKT.

Soon, mine came and we all started eating. Halfway struggling to finish our CKT,

Western Food Uncle : Lei...Chicken Chop...

The uncle placed one plate of Chicken Chop in front of JayChuah.

XW : WTF! You just ate one plate of CKT and now Chicken Chop?!?!? You are a growing man.
JayChuah: Bo huat...
XW : Fren...dun eat so much d...
Zac: Yea la...kanneh
CK: His shirt now very tight d...he everyday also show me himself wearing tight shirt.
( CK potraying gesture of CCW showing himself in tight shirt)
XW : Bro....dun eat so much d...
JayChuah: Wa oo GIRLFRIEND liao ma...(I got girlfriend already)

Everyone burst into laughter.

XW: It is not about got girlfriend or not..it is your health..

After a while, we realised JayChuah goes missing.

Zac: Eh where's Jay?
Me: Go order food.
XW burst into laughter.
XW: I was about to say that too.

After Zac and XW started stealing JayChuah's Chicken Chop. It was then that i realised, how come JayChuah's Chicken Chop for 2 scoops of coleslaw? I wonder....

JayChuah came back after a while. He didn't order food la..he went to passed something to a friend. Minutes after settling his Chicken Chop.

Zac: WTF!! You just ate a CKT followed by Chicken Chop. Now you are eating Kaya Puff?!?!?
JayChuah: .... (munching his Kaya Puff)

After a while, we decided to find some other place to sit so that we can discuss our so called big plan. Instead of big plans, the climax of the epic starts.

We went to Wong Kok Char Chan Teng. We sat down and ordered some drinks. While ordering...
JayChuah and Zac started laughing like crazy...
Me: You laugh wad?
JayChuah whispering to me..
JayChuah: You see the waitress name tag...her name is Waitress #....
I looked at her name tag.
JayChuah to me : ~Waitress #~ ngo yiu~ order......( JayChuah was laughing)
I laughed like siao kia...
JayChuah to me: Kanneh...later your drink keh liao (add ingredient) den u know...you laugh so loud....

Soon, the drinks were served.

JayChuah: (Pointing at the photo in the menu) Eh..li kor thung kor ko seung mm thung geh (This one and the photo one looks different.)
Zac: The cup is serve porpotional to the person's body size la..

Just for your information, the cup in the menu looks elongated. The cup they serve JayChuah was fat and short.

After taking a sip,

Jay Chuah: Walao...you drink and see
I took a sip.
Me: Swt...taste like coughing syrup...
XW took a sip.
XW: LOL....taste like Breacol....
Zac took a sip
Zac: Hahaha...like those we drink in school last time...Colour like sabun (shampoo) la...hahahha...can go toilet pour into the sabun container let ppl wash hand d..

After a while....
JayChuah: Eh what is this? Birthday special??!!? Can get 1 bucket of Teh Peng?!?!?!
Zac: Where? How?
JayChuah: Sui la!! SK birthday just over 2 days nia...ask for one bucket la...

Waved at the waitress #...
She came and we laughed again...
Zac: We want this bucket...my friend birthday just over 2 days nia...
XW: Yea la....count chinese calendar is today d...
Waitress #: We dun count chinese calendar leh..
Zac: Here Wong Kok wor...Chinese restaurant ma...
XW: Arbo half bucket also can la...
Zac: Yea la...u see my fren sad d...she dun have that bucket of teh peng for her birthday (pointing at SK)
Waitress #: Okla..i ask and see...

Soon, she came back and say ok...we get that bucket...

When the bucket arrived, everyone's reaction was "GG liao...tonite no need sleep d"

Everyone started posing with the bucket...after some camwhoring with that bucket of Teh Peng...Me and JayChuah poured for everyone...

JayChuah: Lai down down!!

Everyone drank. I think too much sugar d...bcos shortly after that, we all became hyperactive....

JayChuah laid down on the chair...

Zac: SK dun see....his pants is going to burst...eh burst liao...
Everyone could see his red underwear....
JayChuah quickly covered it.
Ah Meng: Walao...this kind of material eh pants also can burst ar? Cham liao la u...later jeans also burst den you know...
JayChuah: Eh...my jeans also burst d...that day i photo shooting time, got ppl laughed at me...they can see the back of my jeans got stitches on bcos my grandma sew for me...
Me: Walao...you got how many red underwear? Or you never wash and wear the same one?
JayChuah: I think i got around 5-6 red underwear...summore the colour so significant, so everytime i choose underwear i'm attracted by the red colour...
XW: I think everyone here saw you wearing that red undies walking around in your room d..
JayChuah: No la...SK din see b4...siao meh..she girl ma...we brothers....

As we were laughing...

XW: %!$%*!*%$#&^
Zac: !*%!(*)!^$#^!#^%!
JayChuah: %!&$*^)&!^!$&!
Me:^!%%&*%$()_*!*_
XW continue the story....
XW: ^!(^%)(+)|)!$#&!*(!_
JayChuah: We brother ma..normal nia all this things...you see CK and Ah Meng never laugh also..
Ah Meng: That's bcos we are so used to it...dunno hear u say how many times d...
Everyone ROFL non stop except CK and Ah Meng....
(Sorry for the censored due to adult content)

As we were still laughing

JayChuah: Eh how come those girls can sit 4 ppl in one chair..we 3 people already feel so crowded..
XW: Walao...this also u dare to say....u see their size and our size.... we got big asses ok with CKT and Chicken Chop den Kaya Puff...what u expect?
JayChuah: It means they got small asses...

As we were still still laughing ...

JayChuah: Eh...what the heck is this? ( holding a long spiral looking thingy in his hand)
Zac: Walao...you break the chair ar?
XW: WTF!!
Me ROFLing....
JayChuah: Where did this drop from? ( Looking up and down)
Since he couldn't find the source of where the thingy came from, he put that thingy into the Teh Peng bucket...
Ah Meng: Eh from the chair eh la...put it back la...
JayChuah took the long spiral thingy from the Teh Peng bucket and put it back into the chair...

As we were still still still laughing....

JayChuah: Eh Ban...u pro la...u google JayChuah and see...come out that JayChuah's Believe It Or Not..kanneh..
Please click here for more info about JayChuah's Believe It Or Not...
XW didn't know about that post so he curiously asked us to explain...JayChuah said the exact same thing but this time with more spices....
JayChuah: Really one...u put ur palm together makes sure all the lines are parallel...really got longer one...can u imagine the girls put at their @9()^^.....
Zac: 5! H@^^ la...kanneh
I ROFL till the Teh Peng wanna come out d....

I know we laughed a lot...but i can't remember the details...those mentioned above are just highlights of the day...but the epic doesn't end here...

CK: Kia toilet 1st den go home la...bey cope....
Me: Kia la..
JayChuah: Gogo...

CK rushed into the gents...

JayChuah: Ban go la..the ladies no people...i stand guard for you...
Me: Sui...

After I'm done, JayChuah entered the ladies...CK came out from the gents..
2 girls came...

Me: Mr. Chuah...you GG liao...
JayChuah: Woah...my jio (urine) a lot..
Those girls were standing right in front of the ladies...
Me and CK laughed like siao kia...

We left for home after that...everyone had a great laugh...thanks to JayChuah....i can proudly tell everyone....

I shared 16 years of laughters with him and more to come...

Sorry if i offended anyone in this entry...if you are not happy, please kindly leave a comment and i will removed it...if i missed out anything, please leave a comment too so i can add it in...

My apologize if it is not funny enough bcos i can't think straight...as i'm laughing while typing this entry...